Hmm! During a visit to a West Philadelphia charter school yesterday, Mr. Romney informed a group of veteran teachers that class sizes had no effect on students' achievement. He specifically cited a school in Massachusetts with an 18:1 student-teacher ratio, insisting that it ranked near the bottom in performance test results.
It just so happens that The Young Master Romney was an alumnus of the veddy exclusive Cranbrook School in the toney Detroit suburb of Bloomfield Hills. The student-teacher ratio there is 8:1! Citing the impeccable logic of the above Massachusetts example, what should we conclude regarding Mr. Romney's abilities and aptitudes?
Perhaps he should have apprenticed as a barber. After all, he did get some practice! * Just sayin'!
* According to several of Mr. Romney's former classmates, The Young Master led a brigade of his chums on a hunting expedition while armed with a pair of scissors. Their intended prey was a gay student with unacceptably long hair. While his young accomplices held the student down, the Mittster reportedly snipped away at his lengthy locks.
Oh well, boys will be boys. (hah-hah-hah!)
You are right, sadly--the mittster couldn't catch a fact if it was lobbed oh-so slowly over to him....
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